Scott Calls Me Bad Words...

So for anyone who is not aware, my "boss" is Scott. He's a pretty uptight guy. Got mad at me the other day when I insinuated that he might be a turd-burglar. For those of you who do not know, a turd burglar is obviously someone who burlges turds. I thought that would be a no-brainer.
Anyway, back to the story.
Scott has this mean streak a mile wide, that comes out every so often, and usually when it does I find it is directed at me. He calls me bad words, most of the time, and most frequently it is a five letter word starting with a B. Now this shouldn't bother me, but being the sensitive soul that I am, I find myself deeply disturbed by it. Even worse though, is when he tells me things like I have violated his trust or that he doesn't feel like we are as close as we once were. When he says these things I normally just brush it off as his usual feminine behavior, but it cuts me to the very core. I know that it is definitely not stress from work, considering that everyone at Quality pitches in and helps out like the outstanding folk that they are, and it's certainly not home life, because his wife Stacey is great, and his kids all a dream. I think Scott just deep down might be a horrible person. Not murderer horrible. But animal abuser horrible. The kind of person that they show on Animal Planet with a room full of dogs surrounded by their own excrement, and when you see the footage you think you would like to see in jail.
Thus Scott is the owner, and I am his dog surrounded by excrement.
It's hard to be treated like a dog day in and day out. You see, the thing about dogs is this... If you kick them enough, they start to think that they have done something to deserve it.
And so goes the story, I find myself sitting here blogging on my couch, wondering what I have done to incur the ire of Scott. All I have ever tried to do is get his attention and the occasional pat on the head, maybe, if I am REALLY lucky, a "Good boy Seth!"
This all being said, the only other question that I have is what the heck is an ancient Quality Tire truck doing in the middle of a crop field half way between Ephraim and Manti, Utah? Don't believe me? Look at the picture.

Happy happy birthday Jason dear...

Happy days will come as long as you have ears!
Ok, so that is not the way that song goes, but I don't care. It makes me happy. We had a barbecue at the Carters and that makes me happy too. Except the part when I bit a bratwurst and it shot liquid hot magma all over my face. I'm glad nobody was watching because I am fairly certain that they would laugh had they seen it. Janette absolutely would have. She is good like that.
At the barbecue we got to coexist with many wonderful people such as Jessica (of course) Natalie and Russel, Courtney and Rock-o, Peggy, Tyler Vanderschaaf (who knows how you spell that fricking name...) and I SUPPOSE I will put Old Man Carter on the list even though I don't like him. He smells like moth balls.
Interesting side note question, nothing to do with a barbecue, but WHY on earth does national geographic send out those daggum videos that nobody wants, gives you two weeks to fall in love with it or return, and if you do not return it they charge you 25 dollars for a movie you would never in your life watch without being forced? Does this seem right? It actually seems like criminal delinquency to me.
That's really all we did today.
Yesterday we did hike Green Mountain. We kinda cheated by going up the back way. Apparently I am one of the few people that realizes that there are trails right off of a residential road that start you about half way up. In all honesty, it's probably better that we cheated because based on how wiped out we were when we got back, going all the way up and all the way back down would have killed us. Pudgy apparently is not becoming of hikers such as us.
Good Night Gorilla!

The Ramblings of a Disturbed Mind

A disturbed mind in most cases is a gifted mind thats why I currently am going to write this without any punctuation I didnt come up with the idea on my own actually my gifted mind is not to create but to remember and i remember some stupid book from high school written entirely without punctuation Janettes mind is disturbed simply because i have made it so she often tells me that i have twisted her and turned her over to the darkside a compliment i take very seriously
having been in denver for just over two months we have learned a lot of things about each other for instance janette absolutely loves denver so much so that she wants to stay here forever prefferably in one of the rough neighborhoods so that our children can one day be beaten for their lunch money it will be a dream come true
Janette just called me bizarre for that last tidbit she apparently does not understand the true miracle of a lunch money beating she will some day
we finished watching the first season of lost again tonight walt got captured locke blew up the hatch jack is a turd burglar sawyer is still the best part of the show nothing we did not already know
the truth in this season that was uncovered to me but not to janette is that walt is the reason that polar bears are appearing on the island just remember my gift and this discovery will make sense
or not
we are going to utah on tuesday hopefully to see a wedding but anything can happen maybe we will go and do nothing more than have dinner at taqueria lolita you never can tell
4 8 15 16 23 42
bad numbers
night time has fallen bed time is calling its nine thirty and janette has become a zombie
happens about this time of night

We're BAAACK!!! better late then never!

So Jess and Jason are over! Jason and Seth are doing what they do best, playing xbox and drinking mountain dew! Gotta love our men. And Jess and I are trying to figure out this whole blog thing. To update everyone, we moved to Denver about 2 months ago because seth received a job offer that we could not turn down. So even though i told him Denver was the last place on the planet I would move to.... ta da!! Here we are! Its beautiful and I am loving it so far so shows what I know. But I just am playing around on here and wanted to give this a test. So for now, chow!! I will update you all later!